an entertaining college story

there are a few reasons i don't get drunk, one being that my dad is an alcoholic and it's fucked up a good portion of my life, the other being i get horny as hell and a lack of inhibitions isn't always a good thing.

but, despite these facts, i found myself yesterday drinking a half dozen rum and cokes and basking in the irony of the fact that only the day before i had seen my father off to his third or fourth stint of rehab. It was just me and my suitemates drinking in our room, and the only reason we were doing it is because, honestly, we were pissed that our school is such a nerd school and on a saturday night there was jack shit going on, despite the fact that finals are a full week and a half away. The conversation went something like this:
q: "wow... it's saturday night and our entire suite is still here at midnight..."
v: "why the fuck is v**** still here?!? Fucking nerd school, there's nothing going on."
*he then puts a beer in the freezer*
q: "you know, that won't make it colder any faster, because of newton's cooling constant."
v: "no! no nerd today!"
c: "i played WoW for five minutes a half hour ago, then stopped in disgust when i realized i was playing at 11 on a saturday night..."
v: "fuck it! lets get wasted"

ultimately, this led to hanging around talking about shit that none of us can remember untill around 3 when Q pulled out a fun little device and we decided to try out a perfectly legal hallucinagin called 'salvia'.
overall it was an entertaining experiance, i ended up on the futton next to C who was texting someone, having opted not to smoke any with the intention of making sure none of us were stupid. Q told me to spy on him, and in a random jumble of events, C moved to the door, and Q followed him like a spy, i followed suite but only got halfway to the door before i doubled over in laughted for a good ten minutes.
the reasoning being that, before any of the three of us moved, i though C and Q were in fact boats on a small lake, and if you havn't ever seen a technicolor boat somehow morph into a sean connery-esqu spy, then my friend, you havn't seen anything.